What happened when I tried to pull birds dressed as Kevin De Bruyne

What happened when I tried to pull birds dressed as Kevin De Bruyne


hey names Kevin my name is Kevin my name is Kevin I’m a professional soccer player from Manchester City my name is Kevin at number 17 so what’s your name Emily and what’s your number Eames having a professional soccer player for Manchester saying I’m Kim Kim yeah you have the most beautiful eyes they remind me of a blue moon where the bra I see blowing them and I see you giving me your phone number what is it hi I’m not from around here I’m actually from Belgium and I’m hungry and I was wondering working at something eat to be honest Lee I wasn’t listening I just couldn’t stop staring at your beautiful eyebrows I’m not angry now but I just went to your phone number we can go out for a Belgian waffle sometime okay oh hey how are you no do you like do you like numbers yeah I get a lot of money for me yeah eight thousand pounds per week so you can do like math and see how much I make so I gave you my good just now I need yours what are they you guys play soccer no way I’m gonna precious my corner-kick are you ready oh oh I’m so sorry I fell and I fell for you what is your phone number do you play fifa yeah of course yeah this our game yeah hey why don’t play it but you can play as me I’m ready at 86 in FIFA and when I’m informed 92 impressive numbers right well cool what Church 3-0 beautiful day no always like this in England I’m actually I play soccer in England yeah we trade shirts there you want to swap shirts good because I don’t want to sweat shirts they just want the phone number what is it five limbs big

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