– I HATE TO EVEN BRING THIS UP, BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH
HUGE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FANS. – [groans] – AND THEY ARE NOT DOING SO WELL
LATELY. – NO, NO.
THAT WAS BRUTAL. – THAT WAS A HARD GAME TO WATCH. – THAT COWBOYS GAME WAS BRUTAL.
– YEAH, THAT WAS– [scattered cheers and applause] WELL, GOOD FOR YOU,
YOU COWBOYS FANS. HAPPY FOR YOU. I MEAN, NO,
THEY PLAYED VERY WELL. ANYWAY, DOES ALEX–
WE’LL JUST IGNORE THAT GAME. BUT DOES ALEX WATCH FOOTBALL
WITH YOU? – YES AND NO. SHE’LL WATCH A GAME. AND SHE DECIDED TO WATCH
THAT PARTICULAR GAME WITH ME, WHICH MADE IT EVEN, YOU KNOW,
HARDER. IT WAS JUST BRUTAL,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, SHE’LL WATCH A LITTLE BIT, AND I’M JUST SITTING THERE,
JUST DEPRESSED. AND THEN SHE’LL GO… [high-pitched French accent]
“OH. IS THAT ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN?” [laughter] “YEAH, YEAH.
COWBOYS JUST SCORED AGAIN.” “OH. “OKAY, SO THE OTHER TEAM,
THE ONE THAT’S LOSING BADLY, THAT’S YOUR TEAM?” [laughter] “YEAH, THAT’S MY TEAM.” “OH, LOOK! “THEY SCORED AGAIN. I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD SCORE
THIS MANY POINTS IN A…” AND I WAS JUST SITTING THERE
GOING, “WHY DON’T YOU GO TO BED? “WHY DON’T YOU– “AND LET OUR CREEPY LITTLE
WHITE KIDS SCARE YOU TO DEATH? WHY DON’T YOU DO THAT?” – OH, GOD. DOES SHE SMOKE,
OR IS THIS JUST SOMETHING SHE DOES
WITH HER FINGERS? – NO, THAT’S JUST HOW I SEE HER,
‘CAUSE SHE’S FRENCH. [laughter and applause] – WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK,
BUT WE’LL BE BACK. [cheers and applause]

59 thoughts on “Wanda Sykes on Football

  1. Did Ellen ask about the smoking thing just so that her viewers would understand Wanda's joke? I mean, last season, Wanda did the same smoking thing while talking about Alex and she also explained Alex doesn't really smoke but she sees her like that.

  2. come on ellen i do remember she did say before that "she don't smoke..that's only the way i see her" when she was talking the caulk story 🙂

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  4. Yeah 😂 I'm more into 🏃 the entire league, rather than playing. Motivational speaker team leader. Working on reforming the game Vince lambardi style. Respectable players only. Get caught gang banging your out if the leauge "ps" you wanna be a living thug life we got plenty of talent willing to step up and take your spot happily. Football players are role models not gangsters "Guess what the streets happily take ungrateful thugs who don't appreciate the good graces that was installed to you by God.

  5. Well, we Europeans have no idea how American football works, so Wanda's wife's reaction is totally relateable to me, lol!

  6. "let our creepy little white kids scare you to death?" wow she should not have chosen to have "white kids" or a "white wife"

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