-Guys, it is
the end of the week, and that’s usually when I catch
up on some personal stuff. You know, I check my inbox,
return some e-mails, and, of course,
I send out Thank You Notes. And I was running
a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys
wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly
Thank You Notes right now. Is that cool with you guys?
[ Cheers and applause ] James, can I get some Thank You
Note writing music, please? ♪♪ Still got the beard. ♪♪ Thank you, using Taco Bell’s
new home delivery service for basically saying, “I’m not just Taco Bell stoned. I’m Taco Bell delivery stoned.” [ Laughter ] Ohh! I went for it. ♪♪ Thank you, new NHL season,
for giving me a great reference when I carve my jack-o-lantern. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -Come on! ♪♪ -Thank you, going to a museum
with a friend, for giving me the chance
to play a fun game of, “How long do I have to
look at this painting to seem like I get art?” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -Are they still here? Did they
go in the other room yet? [ Laughter ] -Thank you,
pumpkin-flavored beer that only comes out in the fall, for being released
just infrequently enough for me to forget
that you taste bad. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Pbht! -Ohh. What is this?
Pumpkin? -I don’t need that. ♪♪ Thank you, TikTok,
for letting every 20-year-old who remembers Vine be like, “Back in my day,
we only had 6 seconds. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] We didn’t have this much time
now, TikTokkers.” -…16 years old.
-Whippersnappers. [ Laughter ] -Thank you, matcha green tea, for tasting like
what would happen if you added water
to 25-year-old chalk. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] It’s good for you.
-Yeah. -Pumpkin beer.
It’s really good for you. -Thank you,
envelopes you have to lick, for letting me mail my DNA. There you guys have it!
Those are my Thank You Notes.