Thank You Notes: The New NHL Season, Envelopes You Have to Lick

Thank You Notes: The New NHL Season, Envelopes You Have to Lick

-Guys, it is
the end of the week, and that’s usually when I catch
up on some personal stuff. You know, I check my inbox,
return some e-mails, and, of course,
I send out Thank You Notes. And I was running
a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys
wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly
Thank You Notes right now. Is that cool with you guys?
[ Cheers and applause ] James, can I get some Thank You
Note writing music, please? ♪♪ Still got the beard. ♪♪ Thank you, using Taco Bell’s
new home delivery service for basically saying, “I’m not just Taco Bell stoned. I’m Taco Bell delivery stoned.” [ Laughter ] Ohh! I went for it. ♪♪ Thank you, new NHL season,
for giving me a great reference when I carve my jack-o-lantern. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -Come on! ♪♪ -Thank you, going to a museum
with a friend, for giving me the chance
to play a fun game of, “How long do I have to
look at this painting to seem like I get art?” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -Are they still here? Did they
go in the other room yet? [ Laughter ] -Thank you,
pumpkin-flavored beer that only comes out in the fall, for being released
just infrequently enough for me to forget
that you taste bad. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Pbht! -Ohh. What is this?
Pumpkin? -I don’t need that. ♪♪ Thank you, TikTok,
for letting every 20-year-old who remembers Vine be like, “Back in my day,
we only had 6 seconds. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] We didn’t have this much time
now, TikTokkers.” -…16 years old.
-Whippersnappers. [ Laughter ] -Thank you, matcha green tea, for tasting like
what would happen if you added water
to 25-year-old chalk. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] It’s good for you.
-Yeah. -Pumpkin beer.
It’s really good for you. -Thank you,
envelopes you have to lick, for letting me mail my DNA. There you guys have it!
Those are my Thank You Notes.

42 thoughts on “Thank You Notes: The New NHL Season, Envelopes You Have to Lick

  1. Thank You everyone for reading this comment if you wanna save some time you can skip this video. You're Welcome! This video is hmmm… Very Funny… NOT…

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  3. Very quick "thank you notes"…even the first part with James. I guess you were almost out of time 🙂 Have a nice friday and nice weekend The Tonight Show !!

  4. What about thanking pumpkin coffee? Or Tiger Woods and the whack on the treasure box? Or Steve Higgins for being Steve Higgins or Trumpty Dumpty land for replacing Jeffrey Weinstein or whatever his name was? Thank you, Jimmy, for PMS (PuttinUpWith My Skittles)

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