“Shit Baseball Players Say” | Collection

“Shit Baseball Players Say” | Collection


pimped it hopefully they have some redman I need some
chew I do the perfect Sheffield impersonation Dude, is it filthy? Baseball gods don’t want us to play today My arm is so sore Why doesn’t Holway do anything? He’s a pitcher No way ranch! These are my fav Ah that’s busch league I’m going yay a tomorrow * spits * what’s a swag walk up song? did I get pegged today it hurts really bad I just got the new stealth bat Lucky! This pocket is way to broken in No seriously, I think the phitens help Don’t step on the line it’s game day! This is how big the ball seemed to me today I hate this flavor Is this good? Harder It’s a good thing I’ve got sweatbands This A2000 is money dude Ah I think I need tommy john Just tape it Fixes anything This guy is throwing ched! Get one! I was totally stroking today Cheddar I hate hitting doubles I’ll be hitting by next week dude These grains are hella thick Should we invite Watkins? No, he is a pitcher I’m about to go upper decker Dude hit your cut off man Ibuprofen is like my best friend That’s a base knock Two or three fingers? I would get a hit off you, your pitching is
trash I’ve got seeds You go to Lousiana, you have one bowl of chili Where am I? You are in Lousiana Seriously? Get out ball! Get out ball! I hate running poles Saucy Give me a chomper The new bats suck Yesterday I drew the perfect on deck circle Did the coaches see that? Should I get these? That’s delayed steal Dirty! Did you take any of my protein? Got Heem! Got heeeeeem! Got heem! Got heem! F*** I didn’t throw it!

21 thoughts on ““Shit Baseball Players Say” | Collection

  1. I hate hitting doubles, relatable cause singles Are average , doubles aren't worth it but triples are cause u get hella cheer 😂😂 doubles is canceros

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