[Rooster Teeth Intro] Jack: So we are out here at a tennis court near the office
Gavin: *Raspberry* Jack: And Gavin bet me that he’d beat me at a set of tennis Gavin: Regretting that now obviously, I haven’t- Michael: Yeah I’m regretting it too cause now I’m here filming it Jack: Wait, so the loser has to lick Gus’ uh, shingle leg Jack: So uh-
Michael: That was some impressive, like- spinning there Michael: I think Jack already has an advantage against you Gavin
Jack: *Laughs* Gavin: See look, check this out Michael: That’s not even your racket Gavin: Fuck! Michael: You hit the net, Gavin Michael: Gavin is upset Michael: Gavin, channel Mark Nutt here Michael: Should be exciting Jack: Hey!
Michael: Whoa! Look at that!
Gavin: *Shouts* Michael: 4-1 for Team Lads Michael: That leg taste good, Gavin? Michael: JackP-
Lindsay: But his shorts look great
Michael: Poising for the serve… Michael: Has done well so far,
oh, there it is
oh he fucked it up Michael: That was awful
Don’t be ashamed of yourself Jack Michael: Gavin you’re losing again Michael: How many games is it to? Michael: Getting slaughtered and this is still taking forever Michael: I gotta good move in through Michael: Mid-game interview Michael: How do you feel right now?
Gavin: Terrible Michael: Terrible? Okay
Gavin: I’m preparing my tongue Michael: Jack, let me ask you
Michael: Three games in, Michael: Three wins up, how do you feel?
Gavin hit the ball and he- still fucked it up Jack: A little winded, but I’m good
I’m fat, so.. Michael: *Snickers*
Alright, good and fat! Michael: So I’ll stop- a minute here Michael: I have no idea how tennis is played Michael: It’s just like a bunch of numbers
oh wait- oh Michael: Gavin hit the net again
There’s no surprise there Michael: But there’s like numbers, there’s like fifteen and then thirty but like, you only get like two points? Michael: And then there’s like people loving each other… Michael: GG man, GG! Michael: And Gavin Free has fucked himself… Michael: Gavin’s really gonna need to channel the spirit of Mark Nutt here Michael: Expect to make a comeback… Michael: There we go!
There’s a point for Gavin! Michael: Oh my god, Gavin, Michael: Another point, that’s two in a row we didn’t need to edit that one, buddy! Michael: Doing a victory thrust of sorts… Michael: All tied up, Gavin! Michael: Don’t lose! Michael: Jack, spikes the- fucking, tennis ball thing, that’s what’s it’s called Michael: One-to-Five! Michael: One more point and this is it Michael: Jack will be claimed victorious Michael: Oh, Jack with the run, Lindsay: Oh my god
Gavin: *shouts* Michael: Ohhhhhh
That was a fuckin’ exchange right there! Michael: Jack Pattillio
That’s two T’s and two L’s is the winner! Michael: Gavin Free, the very very gracious loser here, Michael: There’s his asshole, ladies and gents Michael: That was a-
Smooth move, Gavin Michael: Uh Gavin, do you have uh- Gavin: Can already taste it
I can already taste the leg Michael: Any thoughts or… Gavin: Yeah I’m pretty minged out by it all
Might go and top myself tonight Michael: What does that mean, kill yourself?
Michael: Oh, okay Jack: *Laughs* Michael: Just checking
Gavin: Just overdose Jack: Good game, Gavin
Gavin: Good game!
Jack: Good game! Gavin: Were you really worn out by that? Jack: Yeah…