This is a bit slow, isn´t it? Hello? Peek-a-boo!
It´s me! Your friendly blister! Are you sore?
Sincerely sore? Don´t be sore… So, where did you buy the splendid shoes? At a super-sale? Unpleasant perhaps – but that´s our style! Super skiing in super pain – that´s you and me. We are the best of friends! We are stuck together! The entire day! Don’t let wrong gear mess up your experience. What? What about me… Norway shall never buy wrong gear again.