Intro Hey guys, welcome back to the Orange Show. Special guest Brendan Gallagher here. I got a new jersey. I’m going to the Habs game. I’m at the Habs game. I hope they beat the Blues so hard. Oh frick! Guys, I’m at Bell Center. 21,000 seats here. There’s the Habs logo. We’re gonna see the Habs play the Blues tonight. I hope they beat ’em. Go Habs go! *music* Me: That’s so cool! Me fangirling: It’s Brendan Gallagher! He’s the best… Me: oh yEAh! Jonathan Drouin! Me: Section 409–aw yeah, Carey Price, baby! Me: Massachusetts (the bruin) smashed his head in with a metal hockey stick! *Blues come out* *booing loudly* Me (to Blues): Hosers! *Habs come out* *whole arena cheers* Me: Let’s go Habs! Announcer: La composition de départ, the starting lineup… Announcer: Nombre six, number 6…SHEA WEBER! Announcer: Nombre onze, number 11…BRENDAN GALLAGHER! Announcer: Nombre vingt-quatre, number 24…PHILLIP DANAULT! Announcer: Nombre cinquante-trois, number 53…VICTOR METE! Me: Yeah! Mete! Announcer: Nombre quatre-vingt-dix, number 90…TOMAS TATAR! Me: TATAAAAAA! Announcer: Et nombre trente-et-un, number 31…CAREY PRICE! *scores* *crowd goes wild* *Habs horn* *goal song* Me: HOSERS! *Lonely Blues fan whistling* Me: Hosers! *me talking to dad* Me: Oh, go go go! *scores* *Habs horn* *goal song* *random person i accidentally filmed, sorry* Dad: Oh, nice! Binnington: *good ass save* Me: Binnington! Me, loudly: Binnington killed Pastrnak! Me: it’s YOUPPI! Me: It’s Youppi down there! Me: Cheerin’ for the Habs. Sittin’ in someone else’s seat, cheerin’ for the Habs. *YMCA playing* Me: Do it again! Do it again! crowd: YAAAY! Me: (inaudible) get it. Oh–oup! Me: Defense doing a nice job, almost. *Weird laugh* Me: Go Weal go! Me: Oh! whole crowd: *disappointment* *scores* *crowd cheering* *Habs horn* *goal song* Dad: She said it was a wraparound! (It was.) Crowd: Olé, olé, olé, olé… *scores* *Habs horn* *I realize it was Brendan Gallagher that scored* Me: *noise* *goal song* Me: Bye Binnington, ya turd! Hoser… Me: Score, score, score, score! SCORE! *scores* *Habs horn* Me: Max Domi! *goal song* Me: Blues for real trying to score with like 18 seconds left… *crowd cheers as final seconds wind down* *Loud Habs horn* *”Le But” by Loco Locass, the win song, plays* Me: *shows off Gallagher jersey* *Habs raise their sticks, fans cheer* Announcer: The third star…Phillip Danault! Me: Yeah Phil! YEAH Phil! Phil… Announcer: The second star…JONATHAN DROUIN! Me: Drouin, woo! Yeah! Announcer: The first star…BRENDAN… Me: GALLAGHER??? Me fangirling: WOOO! Brendan! Me, still fangirling: GO BRENDAN! Announcer: *talking to Jonathan Drouin* Me: Go Habs go. *clears throat* Me: Hey guys, welcome back to the Orange Show. Brendan Gallagher here. Me: Steady stream of Habs fans going that way, because we’re out of Bell Center now. Me: We beat the Bl–uh, Blues 6-3. Me: And I hate to admit it, but I was cheering for Boston in the finals, so I especially like that we (Habs) beat St. Louis. Me: FRICK the Blues, um, I scored a goal, ’cause it was epic. Um, yeah. So basically, we won. Allez Montréal. Bye guys!